burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

(via seedy)

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via i-love-mycats)


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